In a shocking scandal, it has been revealed Mike Rann has been using a Wikipedia user, Timeshift9, to manipulate public image. This comes as Russian iron-clad president resigned after almost half a century of dominion over his country, particularly through their media. The user was caught reverting user edits, namely “Where Is The Good News Mike” (The Advertiser), and attempting to remove any negative pieces on the premier.

The Premier has also tipped backward on the scale, with opposition Martin Hamilton-Smith performing extremely well on the polls.

Looks like there might be a Rannward-slide